once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
THIS is perfect. I rarely reblog fanarts but this one is gorgeous.
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
There’s hope, apparently.
real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
What a delightful sleeping bag
If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what